Cookie Monster’s Piece of Least Resistance

You’re probably seen that Cookie Monster / Ian McKellen sketch by now.

But here’s how it should have ended.

Cookie-Ian

Misplaced consonants

I take no credit for the concept, of course; just the image. Apparently someone reading from the book of Genesis in the middle of a church service really did say this…

Spirit-Waters

Charger Binks

Star Wars fans? Don’t look now, but I think I may have just dramatically improved The Phantom Menace.

Charger Binks

Heartless Premier

That Christmas card from Tony and Cherie Blair? We’re being awfully hard on the man, don’t you think?

Blair Card

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