I Got You Babe (Ruth)

“Who’s this on the radio?”

“I think it’s Cher.”

“It sounds like a man.”

“Yes, I think it’s Cher.”

Split personalities

As a mark of respect towards Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, later this morning I will be consciously uncoupling these bananas.


Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday

Of all the items that have been blown or thrown over the fence from the flats next door over the years, a deep fat fryer must count among the more unusual.


As if by magic, the shopkeeper appeared

I didn’t know how to mark the passing of Tony Benn, because I know nothing about politics. So I made this.


“The face of Jesus in my soup…”

It’s the Messiah, in a bowl of squash soup. Who knew?


That Oscar Selfie re-examined

Well, obviously.


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